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Love. It's a funny thing. Some people spend their whole life looking for it, but never find it, while others don't really care and just drink a vast amount of lager (I thought I was going somewhere with that statement, but I wasn't?!?). If only there was some way of seeing what chance a relationship has before wasting all your hard earned cash on flowers/vodka/rope etc ? Well, of course, there is ! Uncle Nobby's Love Tester ! Just put the names of you and your loved one in the boxes below and then click on the button to see Uncles prediction. Check your % on the table below and, if you follow Uncles advice, your relationship should be a long and blurry one. |
Check your results here :- | |
| 0 - 20% | Oh dear. Not much chance for you two. Best go down the pub and forget all about them. |
| 20 - 40% | Looks like there could be a chance of success, but it's not really worth the effort. Go down the pub instead. |
| 40 - 60% | Now, if you work hard at the relationship, it might just work ! Go down the pub and plan what to do about it. |
| 60 - 80% | A very high chance of staying together for the rest of your lives. Go down the pub and think long and hard about that ! |
| 80 - 100% | WOW ! You two are made for each other, like Lager & peanuts. Go down the pub and drink as much as you can to celebrate, then go home via the Kentucky and have a bargain bucket (which you'd best leave by the side of your bed). |
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*Please note that the views of Uncle Nobby are not those shared by anyone else. Visitors taking Uncle's advice do so at a risk to their own health. |
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