Meet the Members (oh err)

StuartStuart 'lightning lungs' Brett
Lead Vocals & Rhythm Guitar

Born in the wilds of Hullbridge and raised by a family of Sea Monkeys, Stuart has been with the band since June 1996. He learnt to sing by listening to old 'Pinkey & Perky' albums on half speed and basses his look on the cartoon superhero 'Captain Caveman'.

RichRichard 'grumpy old bastard' Green
Bass & Backing Vocals

Richard was a very small child, but after several painful years of corrective surgery, he is now almost at his ideal height of 7' 8". Unfortunatly, due to being kept in a small cupboard during his teenage years, he is almost completely blind (explaining his sad taste in shirts).

DaveDave 'does he move ?' Parks
Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals

A fact Dave likes to keep to himself, he is the tallest member of the band, but has learnt to disguise this rather well over the years with the use of dark clothing and well positioned mirrors. Because of this, he has had to adopt a rather 'static' stage presence and endure constant abuse from the other members of the band, jealous of his height (Stuart).

Uncle NobbyDave 'Uncle Nobby' Frampton
Drums (and alcohol consumption)

Dave is the most respected member of FREEFALL , having lived through two world wars and a five year stint in the SAS. He can usually be found in one of the many Public Houses surrounding his hospital, I mean home, and is a constant source of entertainment for the local children. Dave is by far the eldest member of the band.